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21st February 2018, 20:42 | #1 |
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Turpentine or Holy water?
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. He said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's rear, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
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