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Old 21st February 2018, 19:25   #1
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After a round of golf, Nannette, Phillipa, Darcey, Yvonne sat around the club house, chatting.

Seeing the ladies, the professional golfer approached them and asked: “How did your game go?

Yvonne said she had a good round … making the comment that she actually had 20 riders.The golfer was a bit confused not knowing what a “Rider” was.

Darcey quickly chimed in and said that she had a very good round as well with 14 riders.

Phillipa then said that her round was average and that she had 9 riders.

Nannette admitted that she played the worst round of the day and that she only had 3 riders all day long.

The professional golfer was completely baffled not knowing what the term “rider” meant. But, because he didn’t want to look goofy, he made a quick polite remark, wished the girls well and then left.

He then approached the barman and asked “Hey, can you tell me what these ladies are talking about when they refer to “Riders”?”

The barman simply smiled and said…”A ‘Rider” is when you hit a shot long enough to ride on the golf cart to your ball.
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