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Old 21st February 2018, 08:18   #1
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Default The Vicar & The Bike Otley

One Sunday morning the Vicar was late for his service,
he saw a rusty old bike on the side of the road, he thought to himself
that God wouldn't mind if he borrowed the bike thinking he could
return it later..

Whilst riding along Newall Carr Road the vicar found himself in urgent
need of a toilet so dived behind a hedgerow..about an hour earlier a
poacher had shot a rabbit and paunched it under the hedge..

The Vicar was soon on his way again, on arrival at Church he met the
Church warden who said, good morning Vicar how are you? the Vicar said, well my son
it's been a very eventful morning, I was late, borrowed a bike then was taken short
for a poo..

I went behind a hedge, low and behold when I looked around I saw half
my intestines had fallen out..oh dear Vicar, what did you do? well my son
by the grace of God and help of a stick I managed to get most of them back in..

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Old 21st February 2018, 10:10   #2
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Brutal but brilliant!
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Very brutal indeed
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