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21st February 2018, 08:18 | #1 |
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The Vicar & The Bike Otley
One Sunday morning the Vicar was late for his service,
he saw a rusty old bike on the side of the road, he thought to himself that God wouldn't mind if he borrowed the bike thinking he could return it later.. Whilst riding along Newall Carr Road the vicar found himself in urgent need of a toilet so dived behind a hedgerow..about an hour earlier a poacher had shot a rabbit and paunched it under the hedge.. The Vicar was soon on his way again, on arrival at Church he met the Church warden who said, good morning Vicar how are you? the Vicar said, well my son it's been a very eventful morning, I was late, borrowed a bike then was taken short for a poo.. I went behind a hedge, low and behold when I looked around I saw half my intestines had fallen out..oh dear Vicar, what did you do? well my son by the grace of God and help of a stick I managed to get most of them back in.. Last edited by rustymotor; 22nd February 2018 at 07:52.. |
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Brutal but brilliant!
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22nd February 2018, 07:53 | #3 |
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Very brutal indeed
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