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Old 1st November 2016, 20:04   #21
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"Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" is a poem by Grunthos the Flatulent.

Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.
As I lick my armpit and shall agree,
That this putty is very well green.

During a reading of the poem, 4 of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception. NAUGHTY WORD-
LMAO

2 pints and peanuts before hyper galactic travel
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Old 1st November 2016, 20:06   #22
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2 pints and peanuts before hyper galactic travel
probably the best story ever told....

Don't forget your towel...
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Old 1st November 2016, 20:19   #23
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probably the best story ever told....

Don't forget your towel...

Unless your names Dave Lister

Then were all smegged

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Old 1st November 2016, 20:22   #24
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I LIKE RED DWARF.... but better than HHGTTG.... nah...
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Old 1st November 2016, 20:23   #25
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probably the best story ever told....

Don't forget your towel...

Its well worth indulging ourselves again

If you haven't seen it start at 2:50. For others 4:00


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo3NdU67Es0

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Old 1st November 2016, 20:30   #26
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Every comment is still showing as being posted an hour ahead of actual time on all my PC's
The forum clock is showing correct at the bottom of the page, maybe your user cp needs changing to auto detect dst on this site or if on another site using different software like phpbb then you might have to change it manually each and every time the clocks go fwd/back.
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Old 2nd November 2016, 05:52   #27
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Someone posted that my beloved Canaries lost 5-0

The hard drive would not believe it ,error, error ,error error ,error and more error
Come on yew yellows
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Someone posted that my beloved Canaries lost 5-0

The hard drive would not believe it ,error, error ,error error ,error and more error
Come on yew yellows
Lets face it they are mince .
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