Scousers

[scouseeric]

What do you call a Taffy with a lamb under one arm and a pig under the other arm?

Bisexual!

Eric

[Dorset Bob]

Why don't scousers have cheque books?
Because they are too small to sign their name in aerosol spray paint..

[scouseeric]

Spring is here, lambing season.....or as woolly backs call it,


Britain's got more talent!

Eric

[sikelsh]

St Peter was sat waiting by his Pearly Gates when 40 Scousers show up.

Having never having seen a Scouser at heaven’s door, St Peter goes off to check with God as to what to do .

Flabbergasted at the news, God instructs him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group and send the rest to Wales .

A few minutes later, St Peter returned to God, breathless, panting and splutters, ‘They’re gone!’

‘What? All of the Scousers have gone?’ asked God.

‘No!’ replied St Peter. ‘The Pearly Gates!’

[HarryM1BYT]

Originally Posted by Canon

A man and his wife were driving through Wales on their holidays when they suddenly saw a sign that said "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllanty sili ogogogoch".
The husband attempts to say it, but his wife starts laughing and soon this turns into a argument, so much so that they decide to pull into the nearest motorway restaurant.
Finishing their meal, the wife can't help but question the waitress. "Excuse me miss," asked the wife, "but can you settle an argument between my husband and me? Can you pronounce the name of where we are, but very slowly please."
The cashier looks at the woman funny and says, "Sure, you are in Liiiiittttttllllleeeee Chhhhhheeeeefffff!"

Sorry, that doesn't really work for me - There are certainly no motorways in Anglesey, not even a motorway in Wales. there is though (or used to be) a Little Chef in Llanfair PG.