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Old 5th February 2018, 13:43   #1
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Talking A Horse walks into a bar........

So he's having a few, when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter & the donkey asks "What did you do for a living then?"
The horse replies "I ran on the flat in summer, & over the jumps in winter"
The donkey says " i worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" & then he asks "Did you win anything?"
The horse replies "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St Leger, & the Derby, & over the jumps I won the Grand National & the Gold Cup"
They arrange to meet at the donkeys house a week later & the donkey thinks "I need to impress this guy, he's done everything"
So he buys a picture of a Zebra & hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives & says "Lovely place you have here, & who's that in the picture on the wall?"
The donkey replies, " That's me, when I played for Newcastle"
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Old 6th February 2018, 19:26   #2
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At last one that's easy to translate in Italian..Juventus in place of Newcastle.
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Old 9th February 2018, 18:56   #3
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Why does the donkey think playing for Newcastle would impress anyone?
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Old 9th February 2018, 20:14   #4
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Why does the donkey think playing for Newcastle would impress anyone?
Could have been Notts County.......



(Who actually supplied Juventus with their first shirts, or so the story goes!)
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