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5th February 2018, 13:43 | #1 |
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A Horse walks into a bar........
So he's having a few, when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter & the donkey asks "What did you do for a living then?"
The horse replies "I ran on the flat in summer, & over the jumps in winter" The donkey says " i worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" & then he asks "Did you win anything?" The horse replies "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St Leger, & the Derby, & over the jumps I won the Grand National & the Gold Cup" They arrange to meet at the donkeys house a week later & the donkey thinks "I need to impress this guy, he's done everything" So he buys a picture of a Zebra & hangs it above the fireplace. The horse arrives & says "Lovely place you have here, & who's that in the picture on the wall?" The donkey replies, " That's me, when I played for Newcastle" |
6th February 2018, 19:26 | #2 |
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At last one that's easy to translate in Italian..Juventus in place of Newcastle.
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9th February 2018, 18:56 | #3 |
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Why does the donkey think playing for Newcastle would impress anyone?
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(Who actually supplied Juventus with their first shirts, or so the story goes!)
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