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alanw · 13th December 2012, 19:04

This bloke is watching xxx tv & decides to phone in. he gets through & is talking to the half dressed girl sitting all alone on the settee. after a while he ask's her to undress completely, while he watches her on tv. She abliges, He then gets braver & starts in on one of his fantasys.......... His voice changes & he tells her to climb over the back of the settee & HIDE.
She asks why
He says I can hear the wife coming down the stairs & I can't find the remote......Alan

reworht · 13th December 2012, 19:42

mccano · 14th December 2012, 18:56

One of the very best..

Luciano

13th December 2012, 19:04	#1
alanw Avid contributor mg zt t Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Alnwick Posts: 129 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	xxx This bloke is watching xxx tv & decides to phone in. he gets through & is talking to the half dressed girl sitting all alone on the settee. after a while he ask's her to undress completely, while he watches her on tv. She abliges, He then gets braver & starts in on one of his fantasys.......... His voice changes & he tells her to climb over the back of the settee & HIDE. She asks why He says I can hear the wife coming down the stairs & I can't find the remote......Alan __________________ A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on ! I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member.

13th December 2012, 19:42	#2
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14th December 2012, 18:56	#3
mccano Loves to post MG ZTT,Chrysler 300 Touring Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Molare Posts: 271 Thanks: 106 Thanked 67 Times in 26 Posts	One of the very best.. Luciano