Santa

Simon W · 23rd December 2009, 21:22

I didn't get where I am today by not posting exactly the same thing four Christmases running.

So, here we go again

trebor · 23rd December 2009, 22:27

thanks CJ you have just ruined Xmas for me, i still believe in Santa or did until now

MN190 · 23rd December 2009, 22:32

The kids are at the stage where they question is there a santa but none are prepared to take the risk of ending up with nothing by not believing

Simon W · 23rd December 2009, 22:44

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Originally Posted by MN190

The kids are at the stage where they question is there a santa but none are prepared to take the risk of ending up with nothing by not believing

They're mercenaries then

MN190 · 23rd December 2009, 22:49

Absolutely

stocktake · 24th December 2009, 06:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by MN190

The kids are at the stage where they question is there a santa but none are prepared to take the risk of ending up with nothing by not believing

Age 17 and 21 then

windrush · 24th December 2009, 07:39

Well I will still hang up my pillow caseand

Ken · 24th December 2009, 12:31

Please everyone don't despair as I have the truth about Santa, don't listen to all this Santa is dead rubbish for here are the FACTS :Santa3:

The now well recognised Santa, actually comes from the future, in a time when the original discoveries of Albert Einstien, along with the propositions from Dr Steven Hawking, a woman not yet born, worked out the full mechanics of both time travel, and also how to get into the next dimension. Due to that dimention having no time, or space, distance means nothing. It is her rather over fed husband who does the real work, but on a machine built by his wife that happens to look like an old fashioned sleigh, with the main drive looking a little like reindeer, because of the energy gathering array on the head of each drive. The central portion of which contains a gateway into the extra dimension, where all the gifts are stored. Being of no space, time or distance, all the gifts weigh nothing.
The machine has travelled back in time to so many times, and been in and out of the other dimension uncountably, it is nearly impossible to work out the real age of Santa. So that doesn't matter, but what does is the fact that by travelling in time, and also going through the other dimension means he can and does arrive at your house around the same time he left mine. The other dimension being absolutely substance less means all the normal effects of even quantum physics are not there, so weight, acceleration, braking, "G" forces, mass, and inertia don't exist. That obviously means that Santa can and does, take a leisurely stroll at no more than a few miles an hour while in his own little parcel of his reality.

Hence why he appears to be "Magical" to us mere mortals from his past, who know nothing yet of the marvellous technology that gives him the ability to be Santa Clause

Cymrudragon · 24th December 2009, 12:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Please everyone don't despair as I have the truth about Santa, don't listen to all this Santa is dead rubbish for here are the FACTS :Santa3:

The now well recognised Santa, actually comes from the future, in a time when the original discoveries of Albert Einstien, along with the propositions from Dr Steven Hawking, a woman not yet born, worked out the full mechanics of both time travel, and also how to get into the next dimension. Due to that dimention having no time, or space, distance means nothing. It is her rather over fed husband who does the real work, but on a machine built by his wife that happens to look like an old fashioned sleigh, with the main drive looking a little like reindeer, because of the energy gathering array on the head of each drive. The central portion of which contains a gateway into the extra dimension, where all the gifts are stored. Being of no space, time or distance, all the gifts weigh nothing.
The machine has travelled back in time to so many times, and been in and out of the other dimension uncountably, it is nearly impossible to work out the real age of Santa. So that doesn't matter, but what does is the fact that by travelling in time, and also going through the other dimension means he can and does arrive at your house around the same time he left mine. The other dimension being absolutely substance less means all the normal effects of even quantum physics are not there, so weight, acceleration, braking, "G" forces, mass, and inertia don't exist. That obviously means that Santa can and does, take a leisurely stroll at no more than a few miles an hour while in his own little parcel of his reality.

Hence why he appears to be "Magical" to us mere mortals from his past, who know nothing yet of the marvellous technology that gives him the ability to be Santa Clause

Been on the vodka early today....havent we?

podge · 24th December 2009, 16:38

I am still waiting to see Santa at the Pod

..............anyway,he is out of a job now,going down those filthy chimneys he is going to leave CARBON FOOTPRINTS in the snow............now where has that Port gone..hic...hic

23rd December 2009, 21:22	#1
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23rd December 2009, 22:32	#3
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23rd December 2009, 22:49	#5
MN190 Posted a thing or two MG ZT 190+ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North Norfolk Posts: 1,423 Thanks: 2 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts	Absolutely

24th December 2009, 12:31	#8
Ken Busy doing nothing! . Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hampshire Posts: 6,373 Thanks: 33 Thanked 44 Times in 16 Posts	Please everyone don't despair as I have the truth about Santa, don't listen to all this Santa is dead rubbish for here are the FACTS :Santa3: The now well recognised Santa, actually comes from the future, in a time when the original discoveries of Albert Einstien, along with the propositions from Dr Steven Hawking, a woman not yet born, worked out the full mechanics of both time travel, and also how to get into the next dimension. Due to that dimention having no time, or space, distance means nothing. It is her rather over fed husband who does the real work, but on a machine built by his wife that happens to look like an old fashioned sleigh, with the main drive looking a little like reindeer, because of the energy gathering array on the head of each drive. The central portion of which contains a gateway into the extra dimension, where all the gifts are stored. Being of no space, time or distance, all the gifts weigh nothing. The machine has travelled back in time to so many times, and been in and out of the other dimension uncountably, it is nearly impossible to work out the real age of Santa. So that doesn't matter, but what does is the fact that by travelling in time, and also going through the other dimension means he can and does arrive at your house around the same time he left mine. The other dimension being absolutely substance less means all the normal effects of even quantum physics are not there, so weight, acceleration, braking, "G" forces, mass, and inertia don't exist. That obviously means that Santa can and does, take a leisurely stroll at no more than a few miles an hour while in his own little parcel of his reality. Hence why he appears to be "Magical" to us mere mortals from his past, who know nothing yet of the marvellous technology that gives him the ability to be Santa Clause