Inner Peace

PEJO · 6th January 2011, 18:45

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.

Corwen · 7th January 2011, 13:50

found some left over curry from last night, took your advice finished it off, no inner peace, but an outer peace an hour later.

yelnats · 8th January 2011, 16:54

Brilliant PEJO,still chuckling !!!!!

6th January 2011, 18:45	#1
PEJO Avid contributor Rover 75 Tourer Conn SE V6 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Wistow Cambs. Posts: 148 Thanks: 25 Thanked 15 Times in 5 Posts	Inner Peace I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets. Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.

7th January 2011, 13:50	#2
Corwen Loves to post ROVER 75 CLUB SE 1.8 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: heanor Posts: 460 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	found some left over curry from last night, took your advice finished it off, no inner peace, but an outer peace an hour later.

8th January 2011, 16:54	#3
yelnats Avid contributor MGZT-T CDTI+135 AUTO Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: nr Lichfield Posts: 161 Thanks: 26 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts	Brilliant PEJO,still chuckling !!!!!