Best Speeding Excuse Ever!!

sponge_mike · 27th April 2012, 18:11

When asked by a young patrol officer, "Do you know you were speeding?"

This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile andstated:
"Yes, but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."

The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day.

Makes perfectly good sense to me.

Mike

oggy · 27th April 2012, 19:30

Brillient.

Jay · 27th April 2012, 19:41

Nice one

. Must get a blue rinse wig for the glove box

Sorted!

oggy · 27th April 2012, 19:53

ditto mate

jonathan63 · 27th April 2012, 19:56

Bang em up I say. None of these ******s have got jobs either.

Ros3 · 27th April 2012, 23:44

Moan the auld wumen....

Dragrad · 28th April 2012, 00:03

A local farmer was driving down the country back roads, after leaving the town..... The blues and twos appeared behind him, and so he put his foot down.... Travelling at 70mph+ down narrow country lanes he eventually arrived home.... The cop car pulled in behind him.... The police officer said "We caught you doing 42mph going up the High street in town, and when we asked you to pull over, you took off!! ..... Why did you not stop?".... The old boy responded with "It's all narrow lanes... I was trying to get out of your way!"

The magistrate did not see his point of view

BTW... Thread moved to appropriate forum. Re-direct left in old.

siby · 28th April 2012, 17:24

guys driving down the road and the blues come on behind him so he speeds up to get away the officer eventualy pulls him over and the guy says sorry officer my wife left me last week for a police officer and i thought you were bringing her back

27th April 2012, 18:11	#1
sponge_mike Gets stuck in Rover 75 Connoisseur SE CDTi Automatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Skegness Posts: 899 Thanks: 191 Thanked 157 Times in 96 Posts	Best Speeding Excuse Ever!! When asked by a young patrol officer, "Do you know you were speeding?" This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile andstated: "Yes, but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going." The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day. Makes perfectly good sense to me. Mike

27th April 2012, 19:41	#3
Jay This is my second home Small....Far away Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Norwich Posts: 9,473 Thanks: 2,707 Thanked 2,060 Times in 1,194 Posts	Nice one. Must get a blue rinse wig for the glove box Sorted! __________________ ~Karma will help or hinder you. Therefore look positive for this day~

28th April 2012, 00:03	#7
Dragrad This is my second home *None DROWNED** Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cardigan Posts: 33,339 Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 1,664 Times in 1,081 Posts	A local farmer was driving down the country back roads, after leaving the town..... The blues and twos appeared behind him, and so he put his foot down.... Travelling at 70mph+ down narrow country lanes he eventually arrived home.... The cop car pulled in behind him.... The police officer said "We caught you doing 42mph going up the High street in town, and when we asked you to pull over, you took off!! ..... Why did you not stop?".... The old boy responded with "It's all narrow lanes... I was trying to get out of your way!" The magistrate did not see his point of view BTW... Thread moved to appropriate forum. Re-direct left in old. __________________ Andrew Ich Dien Problem solving is... lateral thinking SEARCH FIRST ...ASK LATER...

27th April 2012, 19:30	#2
oggy Regular poster Rover 75 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: ipswich Posts: 81 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Brillient.

27th April 2012, 19:53	#4
oggy Regular poster Rover 75 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: ipswich Posts: 81 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	ditto mate

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jonathan63 This is my second home CDTi Conniosseur SE HLNav Tourer and a Personal Line CDT Conniosseur SE Tourer..for the time being. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Cumbria Posts: 3,639 Thanks: 340 Thanked 423 Times in 294 Posts	Bang em up I say. None of these ******s have got jobs either.

27th April 2012, 23:44	#6
Ros3 This is my second home Rover 75 V6 saloon (gone to the Rover garage in the sky), Mazda mx5 Phoenix. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Cumnock Posts: 3,215 Thanks: 347 Thanked 157 Times in 92 Posts	Moan the auld wumen....

28th April 2012, 17:24	#8
siby Regular poster Rover 75 Saloon Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: preston Posts: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	guys driving down the road and the blues come on behind him so he speeds up to get away the officer eventualy pulls him over and the guy says sorry officer my wife left me last week for a police officer and i thought you were bringing her back