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29th October 2006, 13:15 | #1 |
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180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Bedford Middle Level
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Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts
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Worlds best lover
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29th October 2006, 15:28 | #2 |
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ROVER 75 2.5 V6 Connoisseur SE Limousine 2004 Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Welling
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kandyman's Acceptance Speech for The Worlds Best Lover
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so blessed! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest pool parties, I never would have fantasized that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your plastic surgery makes me feel right now! You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and obsess about how generous my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special You know, there are so many back-stabbing little people to thank! First off though, I want to pay off the senile old bats of the forums, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my kitchen. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you! Thank you Forums, and good night! |
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