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26th February 2020, 17:28 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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Clever dog
As a Butcher is "Shoooing" a Dog away from his Shop,
He sees £10 and a note in the Dog's mouth, reading: "2lbs of Lamb Chops, please." Amazed, he takes the Money, puts a Bag of Chops in the Dog's mouth, and quickly closes the Shop. He follows the Dog and watches him wait for a Green Light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a Bus Stop. The Dog checks the Timetable and sits on the Bench. When a Bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the Bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck...?? As the Bus travels out into the Suburbs, the Dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back Paws to push the "Stop" button, then the Butcher follows him off. The Dog runs up to a House and drops his bag on the Front Step. He goes back down the Path, takes a big run, and throws himself - "Whap".. - against the Door. He does this again and again. No Answer. So he Jumps on a wall, walks around the Garden, beats his Head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and pummeling the Dog. The Butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing..??? This Dog's a Genius".. The Owner responds, "Genius!!! That's the second time this week, he's forgotten his Front Door Key.
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232750. Be patient Banana, we will soon be back together and enjoying the shows again. onen hag oll |
26th February 2020, 19:41 | #2 |
Gets stuck in
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just read your post bob . i'm sat here now just chuckling to my self nice one rgds mark
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26th February 2020, 20:36 | #3 |
I really should get out more.......
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Very good, liked that one.
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26th February 2020, 20:52 | #4 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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It had to be cleaned up before posting, but thanks.
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27th February 2020, 08:01 | #5 |
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Brilliant
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