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Old 1st May 2012, 21:35   #1
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Default 20 ft. Container stolen from Southampton docks

I have just heard on the local radio that a 20ft. container containing Viagra was stolen from a location close to Southampton docks.

The Police are looking for three hardened criminals…….


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Old 1st May 2012, 21:40   #2
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Have you ever tried viagra eye drops???, they make your eyes blinking sting but you don't arf look hard...

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Old 2nd May 2012, 06:35   #3
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New Mcvitie biscuit with added viagra......don't go soggy when you dip 'em in ya tea!

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I take Viagra and Prozac together. That way if I can't get it up, I don't care.



No seriously I once dated a girl so ugly, she's used as a antidote for Viagra
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The nursing home now give their male residents viagra with their horlicks......they get a good nights sleep and can't roll out of bed!

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