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1st May 2012, 21:35 | #1 |
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20 ft. Container stolen from Southampton docks
I have just heard on the local radio that a 20ft. container containing Viagra was stolen from a location close to Southampton docks.
The Police are looking for three hardened criminals…….
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1st May 2012, 21:40 | #2 |
I really should get out more.......
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Have you ever tried viagra eye drops???, they make your eyes blinking sting but you don't arf look hard...
Cheers Tony
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2nd May 2012, 06:35 | #3 |
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New Mcvitie biscuit with added viagra......don't go soggy when you dip 'em in ya tea!
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2nd May 2012, 10:00 | #4 |
Gets stuck in
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I take Viagra and Prozac together. That way if I can't get it up, I don't care.
No seriously I once dated a girl so ugly, she's used as a antidote for Viagra
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2nd May 2012, 10:56 | #5 |
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The nursing home now give their male residents viagra with their horlicks......they get a good nights sleep and can't roll out of bed!
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