Worlds best lover

GreyGhost · 29th October 2006, 13:15

http://Kandyman.wasarrested.com/?loc...gen=m&story=13

Lot of news today

MGM

Kandyman · 29th October 2006, 15:28

kandyman's Acceptance Speech for The Worlds Best Lover

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so blessed! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest pool parties, I never would have fantasized that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your plastic surgery makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and obsess about how generous my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special

You know, there are so many back-stabbing little people to thank! First off though, I want to pay off the senile old bats of the forums, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my kitchen. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you Forums, and good night!

29th October 2006, 13:15	#1
GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	Worlds best lover http://Kandyman.wasarrested.com/?loc...gen=m&story=13 Lot of news today MGM

29th October 2006, 15:28	#2
Kandyman Banned ROVER 75 2.5 V6 Connoisseur SE Limousine 2004 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Welling Posts: 10,995 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	kandyman's Acceptance Speech for The Worlds Best Lover Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so blessed! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest pool parties, I never would have fantasized that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your plastic surgery makes me feel right now! You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and obsess about how generous my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special You know, there are so many back-stabbing little people to thank! First off though, I want to pay off the senile old bats of the forums, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my kitchen. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you! Thank you Forums, and good night!