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Old 17th November 2006, 16:26   #11
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Proper sentances please, you are letting the side down
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Old 17th November 2006, 16:33   #12
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Proper sentances please, you are letting the side down.
I try my best and look what happens. And they told me teaching was such a rewarding profession.
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A man gets home after buying a new, all singing, all dancing top-of-the-range computer with all the latest technologies and all that.

He carefully unwraps the items and plugs everything together. Finally, the moment comes when he swithes on his new computer.

It runs through it's initial start up and asks him various questions like his name and location, etc. Finally, the computer asks him "Would you like to secure this computer by setting up a password?"

The man thinks carefully, afterall - he's spent his hard earned cash on this. He decides to protect his investment and selects "Yes"

The computer asks "Please enter a password"

The man sits and thinks. Pondering....

... Sniggering, the man enters the word "willy".

The computer spits back the response "Sorry - You're password is too short".


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