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Old 25th October 2006, 22:41   #1
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Some car acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
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Old 5th November 2006, 15:42   #2
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LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

75/ZT
Fantastic cars
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Old 5th November 2006, 16:33   #3
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LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

75/ZT
Fantastic cars
You're prejudiced.


I can tell.
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Old 6th November 2006, 19:52   #4
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FIAT

Fixed It Again Today
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Old 7th November 2006, 21:12   #5
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You're prejudiced.


I can tell.
Yes, but only alot
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Old 9th November 2006, 18:50   #6
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I suppose being a Rover forum, some people would be afraid to post this but.............

Rusty Old Vehicle Extra Rotten



although in my defence mr judge sir, it was made up about the old 213 my uncle had........


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Old 10th November 2006, 14:20   #7
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Some car acronyms

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Budge of My Way
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Old 11th November 2006, 01:10   #8
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Budge of My Way

don't forget

Break My Window


and the famous

Bald middle-aged W*****

and the politically incorrect one about the coloured gentleman's wheels.
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Old 13th November 2006, 16:13   #9
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MG Money Guzzler
MGB Might Go Backwards
MGF Might Go Forwards
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