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The tape of the 911 call made by Michael Jackson's doctor has just been released.Dr Murray says " I need help,Michael has collapsed" Operator says"Have you started CPR?" Dr Murray says "No" "Have you started a defibrillator?" the operator asks, Again,the Dr says "No" The operator then says "Well you wanna be starting something,you gotta be starting something!"
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I want to know how many times prison guards have moonwalked past the Doctors cell ?
You know it's happening daily
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Dr Murray is certainly a smooth criminal.
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That's cos HIM BAD.......
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You people are just plain sick
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15th December 2011, 21:33 | #6 |
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The court case was a Thriller
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Apparently Dr Murray tried to blame it on the boogie but the jury were having none of it and told him there aint no sunshine where your going.
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However, don't cry, just blame it on the boogie, I mean, he is gone too soon. I understand it makes you want to scream, but, why? I'm nearly finished now but give me just one more chance to get my point across - its human nature after all. This may result in blood on the dancefloor but after all, you rock my world. Keep your head up, i'll rock with you, just give in to me. I have to go now, there's a knock at the door.... *put's on coat* Who is it?...... |
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