The Chill Out Zone - Page 13753

Lancpudn · 24th February 2018, 09:19

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Originally Posted by NigelOBB

Morning all it’s fffffffffreezing up here

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I bet Brrr, that east wind from Siberia must feel a bit taters up in your neck o the woods.

WillyHeckaslike · 24th February 2018, 11:38

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

I have a hatred of wasps, stems back a few years, had the dogs out in the woods next door and I presume they disturbed a nest. I found myself surrounded by a cloud of angry wasps, legged it waving my arms like an idiot. I was stung (I think) eight times, up the back of my Tshirt, everywhere. If, like a lot of people, I had a reaction to wasp stings I could have been in real bother.

I got caught as an enfant (aged ~5) playing in a local wood with the gang. I was the youngest and they all ran after one of them gave a hole in the ground a good poking with a stick, they had done it before in my absence and thought it good fun. I was clueless so didn't run immediately until my elder brother began to scream back at me. Too late by the time I saw what was stirring and I fell over in the panic as I tried to flee. Think I was hospitalised and my mother was not best pleased with my brother.

stevestrat · 24th February 2018, 12:10

Well, funeral was "ok" apart from when my mate's wife struggled to read a poem, that was a bit difficult.

stevenicks · 24th February 2018, 14:44

Afternoon all, currently watching the rugby and just polished off a large bag of Tortilla Chip's with a jar of sour cream and chive dip followed by two Marathon chocolate bar's

. Banger's, mash, swede and carrot, broccoli, Yorkshire puds and gravy

for tea

. Back to the rugby, England up next

.

suzublu · 24th February 2018, 14:50

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Originally Posted by stevenicks

Afternoon all, currently watching the rugby and just polished off a large bag of Tortilla Chip's with a jar of sour cream and chive dip followed by two Marathon chocolate bar's

. Banger's, mash, swede and carrot, broccoli, Yorkshire puds and gravy

for tea

. Back to the rugby, England up next

.

Canny game

Hope England have as good a result as the Ladies did last night

Ravinder · 24th February 2018, 15:55

Trying to find a wife on a dating site and it’s so stressful and difficult! So far, I’ve been chatted up by a tranny and chatted up by an older lady called Fan ny!

planenut · 24th February 2018, 15:58

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Originally Posted by Ravinder

Trying to find a wife on a dating site and it’s so stressful and difficult! So far, Ibrahim been chatted up by a tranny and chatted up by an older lady called Fan ny!

Was she Welsh then?

keithst24 · 24th February 2018, 16:06

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Originally Posted by Ravinder

Trying to find a wife on a dating site and it’s so stressful and difficult! So far, Ibrahim been chatted up by a tranny and chatted up by an older lady called Fan ny!

Was it Miffanwy Wiffin

Ravinder · 24th February 2018, 16:25

Terrible joke Keith

No idea if she’s welsh.

keithst24 · 24th February 2018, 16:27

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Originally Posted by Ravinder

Terrible joke Keith

No idea if she’s welsh.

Get off here and finish your house work

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