Daft and meaningless non car posts .

[FLYER]

yours aint moving , it should move .

Maybe you need it as an email

[Trophy Blue Tourer]

Originally Posted by COLVERT

Are you sure your maths is correct ????


14,000 times 1.5 is 17.500 metres.

Originally Posted by FLYER

do i get a trophy

Actually!!

I make 14,000 times 1.5 = 21,000

Can I have the trophy please??

Andy

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by Trophy Blue Tourer

Actually!!

I make 14,000 times 1.5 = 21,000

Can I have the trophy please??

Andy

you already have a TROPHY so dont be greedy

[James.uk]

Maybe a post isn't 1.5 anything.

Perhaps it's a cloud of smoke to 3 decimal places...
...

[greendriver]

Appropos nothing (dunno wot it means but it sounded good in the song...), I am getting fed up with clueless public calling into my contact centre, so I have proposed the following to be recorded onto the voice response, so that this is what they will hear:

“Thank you for calling XXXX Council. In order to save our Call Centre Operatives’ time and sanity, please have all documentation and reference numbers with you before proceeding.
Additionally, please have some idea of the reason for your call. “It’s about my homeless application” is not enough.

Press 1 if you’re in a right old mood. You will then be placed at the back of the queue, until you have cooled down.
Press 2 if you are holding a screaming infant. This will reduce the volume of your call, and alert Social Services.
Press 3 if you have never had a return call as promised. This will reroute your call to the mobile phone of the Housing Officer who has been ignoring you.
Press 4 if it is your birthday. This will change the waiting music to the appropriate greeting.
Press 5 if you are on full housing benefit but you still feel unable to cough up the measley £6.36 water rates you are asked to contribute. This will allow us to accelerate our eviction process."

Aah feel better now. I don't think my boss was impressed with my suggestion.....

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by greendriver

Appropos nothing (dunno wot it means but it sounded good in the song...), I am getting fed up with clueless public calling into my contact centre, so I have proposed the following to be recorded onto the voice response, so that this is what they will hear:

“Thank you for calling XXXX Council. In order to save our Call Centre Operatives’ time and sanity, please have all documentation and reference numbers with you before proceeding.
Additionally, please have some idea of the reason for your call. “It’s about my homeless application” is not enough.

Press 1 if you’re in a right old mood. You will then be placed at the back of the queue, until you have cooled down.
Press 2 if you are holding a screaming infant. This will reduce the volume of your call, and alert Social Services.
Press 3 if you have never had a return call as promised. This will reroute your call to the mobile phone of the Housing Officer who has been ignoring you.
Press 4 if it is your birthday. This will change the waiting music to the appropriate greeting.
Press 5 if you are on full housing benefit but you still feel unable to cough up the measley £6.36 water rates you are asked to contribute. This will allow us to accelerate our eviction process."

Aah feel better now. I don't think my boss was impressed with my suggestion.....

frankly i would sack your boss and give you his job with great thinking like yours

[Gate Keeper]

Your post George is meaningful and worthwhile. No clever words from me. I will say that the social forum provides structure and opportunities to talk about something else other than car engines or 00 gauge stuff Its good you are sticking around

[COLVERT]

Originally Posted by Trophy Blue Tourer

Actually!!

I make 14,000 times 1.5 = 21,000

Can I have the trophy please??

Andy

10/10.

You passed the test with flying colours.

Sent Trophy by carrier pigeon. Should arrive soon.


Colvert.

[COLVERT]

Originally Posted by FLYER

no but he is your double

Seems you are giving out doubles so mine's a gin and tonic please G.

[greendriver]

Originally Posted by FLYER

frankly i would sack your boss and give you his job with great thinking like yours

My boss didn't seem to like that idea, either....unfortunately, the feudal system isn't around anymore....