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Old 26th April 2018, 16:44   #81
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Punjabi chap by me had to have his central heating fixed this morning.

Apparently last night he was freeSingh.
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Old 26th April 2018, 19:41   #82
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Anymore and you'll all end up in SingSongSingh. You can get there by travellsingh by busingh there direct. Whistlesingh for a taxi is not allowed.
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Old 27th April 2018, 12:53   #83
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I'm surprised no one is sikh of this thread yet...
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Old 27th April 2018, 14:06   #84
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You’re still here then, Rick...?
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Old 27th April 2018, 14:58   #85
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yepp still lingersing
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Old 27th April 2018, 15:50   #86
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It's headsingh for a closingh at this rate.
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Old 27th April 2018, 19:08   #87
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We should open a shop and get merchandisingh ...... we wouldnt be overexposingh this thread .....I have not looked in for a while but am just acclimatisingh to it again

What do Rav with a suit on.....over dressingh
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Old 27th April 2018, 21:50   #88
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Very impressingh Keith. Some may think this thread is harrasingh, but its really quite amusingh.
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A Punjabi chemist? Dispensingh, a Punjabi doctor? Diagnosingh, a Punjabi door to door salesman! Canvassingh.
A Punjabi intent on marriage? Proposingh,a Punjabi who works in a hospital! Nursingh. A Punjabi water diviner Dowsingh.A Punjabi go between, liaisingh,a Punjabi rough sleeper,Dossingh,a Punjabi who operates the law.,Enforsingh.
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Old 27th April 2018, 22:09   #90
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A Punjabi chemist? Dispensingh, a Punjabi doctor? Diagnosingh, a Punjabi door to door salesman! Canvassingh.
A Punjabi intent on marriage? Proposingh,a Punjabi who works in a hospital! Nursingh. A Punjabi water diviner Dowsingh.A Punjabi go between, liaisingh,a Punjabi rough sleeper,Dossingh,a Punjabi who operates the law.,Enforsingh.
rav posting on this thread... harassingh
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