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Old 15th September 2019, 00:23   #1
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Default Unusual Crematorium

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So to set the scene . . .















An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.

She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be!
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Old 15th September 2019, 16:11   #2
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I had a good laugh at that one. Thanks for posting
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