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Old 7th March 2019, 00:25   #1
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After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
As she shut the door,

She asked me a question I didn't want to hear.

She said; "Who Was That Bloke?”
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Old 8th March 2019, 11:13   #2
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Prior to the prostate exam, the doctor said that it may cause an erection. After the exam, the patient said "Thank goodness I didn't get an erection". The doctor smiled, raised an eyebrow and said "Speak for yourself darling!".
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Old 8th March 2019, 11:48   #3
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I just found out my Proctologist used to be a photographer.

He told me to bend over and say 'Cheese.'
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