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Old 25th February 2019, 08:58   #1
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Old 25th February 2019, 15:08   #2
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I like it, a proper joke.
Well done!!!
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Old 25th February 2019, 18:47   #3
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that's well thought out.
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Old 25th February 2019, 19:38   #4
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well thought out sir !keep em coming
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Old 26th February 2019, 08:56   #5
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not mine I'm afraid, my wife got it from work, the joke that is


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