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Old 25th October 2016, 10:50   #121
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I am delighted to offer a new service! I can repair all ailments with my state of the art tools!

I've got not just one, but two hammers, a drill and lots of alcohol that can be used to clean stuff, and also to control pain.

Dodgy joints? No problem! I propose drilling a hole, tapping in a thread, inserting a grease nipple and with a high quality grease, you'll be fine in no time!

I really believe I'm on to a winner here!

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Old 25th October 2016, 11:26   #122
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I am delighted to offer a new service! I can repair all ailments with my state of the art tools!

I've got not just one, but two hammers, a drill and lots of alcohol that can be used to clean stuff, and also to control pain.

Dodgy joints? No problem! I propose drilling a hole, tapping in a thread, inserting a grease nipple and with a high quality grease, you'll be fine in no time!

I really believe I'm on to a winner here!

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You have plainly lost it ..
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Old 25th October 2016, 16:08   #123
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I am delighted to offer a new service! I can repair all ailments with my state of the art tools!

I've got not just one, but two hammers, a drill and lots of alcohol that can be used to clean stuff, and also to control pain.

Dodgy joints? No problem! I propose drilling a hole, tapping in a thread, inserting a grease nipple and with a high quality grease, you'll be fine in no time!

I really believe I'm on to a winner here!

Dr L Worldmaster.
Are these grease nipples true medical apparatus or just some you bought at a car boot sale? No inferior products allowed in here ye know little bro
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Old 25th October 2016, 16:11   #124
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Old 25th October 2016, 16:22   #125
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I've had a blow back through my suck through tube. Can it be cured?
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Old 25th October 2016, 16:36   #126
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Only with the aid of £50 and a back street surgeon
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Old 25th October 2016, 17:17   #127
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........................was hoping a ride in the V8 would pay for a cure.
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Old 25th October 2016, 17:52   #128
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Old 25th October 2016, 17:55   #129
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I am delighted to offer a new service! I can repair all ailments with my state of the art tools!

I've got not just one, but two hammers, a drill and lots of alcohol that can be used to clean stuff, and also to control pain.

Dodgy joints? No problem! I propose drilling a hole, tapping in a thread, inserting a grease nipple and with a high quality grease, you'll be fine in no time!

I really believe I'm on to a winner here!

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Do you have a supply of extra large nipples for George?
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Oi you .

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