The hairdryer

FLYING BANANA · 2nd February 2023, 14:00

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor of you?"

"Of course child. What can I do for you?"

"I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened, but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?""I would love to help you my dear; but, I must warn you, I will not lie!""With your honest face, Father, I'm sure no one will question you!"

When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?""From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?""I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next, please!"

Dorchester2 · 2nd February 2023, 16:15

puckish answer and shrewd priest.

edwardmk · 2nd February 2023, 18:48

Excellent. The priest could have been a Greek oracle

2nd February 2023, 14:00	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,598 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	The hairdryer An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor of you?" "Of course child. What can I do for you?" "I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened, but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?""I would love to help you my dear; but, I must warn you, I will not lie!""With your honest face, Father, I'm sure no one will question you!" When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?""From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?""I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next, please!" __________________ 233,625. That’s meet no.4 done. onen hag oll

2nd February 2023, 16:15	#2
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2nd February 2023, 18:48	#3
edwardmk Gets stuck in MG ZT 260, Rover 75 Connie SE auto Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Redruth Posts: 984 Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 399 Times in 271 Posts	Excellent. The priest could have been a Greek oracle