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Old 14th May 2017, 18:09   #1
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Thumbs up Good old RAF

The MOD was conducting an all service briefing & the leader posed this question,
"What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"
A sailor said "I'd step on it"
A soldier said "I'd squash it with my boot"
A marine said " I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it"
An airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there is a tent in my room"
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Old 14th May 2017, 20:17   #2
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Old 15th May 2017, 05:27   #3
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Love it!!

But I was stationed at RAF Lindholme for 4 years, but they improved the accommodation when it ceased to be RAF and became HM Prison Lindholme.......
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Old 17th May 2017, 16:21   #4
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Love it!!

But I was stationed at RAF Lindholme for 4 years, but they improved the accommodation when it ceased to be RAF and became HM Prison Lindholme.......
"Her Majesty's Pleasure" has to mean something!
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