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15th May 2017, 18:23 | #1 |
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Book of Krude jokes.
Been given a book of Krude jokes yes,Krude.
Here is a sample,will pick out some acceptable ones later. 1. A teenage boy comes home from school and asks his dad what's the difference between potential and reality. His father thinks for a minute and says " Son go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Harrison Ford for £1million,then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for £1million." So the kid asks his mother 1st who answers "don't tell your father but yes i would" He then asks his sister who answers "of course i would." Boy returns to his dad and says " i got it, potentially we're sitting on £2million but in reality we'er living with a couple of cheap slags."
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