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Old 8th November 2023, 08:09   #1
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Four guys were seated at a bar, at the table next to them sat a young girl. who couldn't help overhearing the conversation:

The first man said. "I think it’s WOOMB."

The second replied. "No, it must be WOOOOMBH."

The third said. "You both have it wrong, it’s WOOM."

The fourth stated. "No, it has to be WOOMMMMBBB."

At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over and said. "Look. It’s WOMB. That’s it, that’s all there is to it." Then she left.

Eventually, one of the men broke the silence by saying. "Well. I don’t know. A young girl like that. I don’t see how she could know. I’ll bet she’s never even heard an elephant break wind”.
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Old 8th November 2023, 14:00   #2
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Well that's not to be sniffed at !
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