Ta very much

bilzin · 21st August 2015, 10:29

A middle aged woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her 'lady parts' reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathised because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"That's from a man upstairs in the serious burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

stevenicks · 21st August 2015, 10:33

BRILLIANT... Out of the top drawer.

21st August 2015, 10:29	#1
bilzin Avid contributor Rover 75 V6 Connoisseur Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Swindon Posts: 113 Thanks: 80 Thanked 49 Times in 18 Posts	Ta very much A middle aged woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her 'lady parts' reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathised because she had had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the serious burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." __________________ Make Yarmouth great again

21st August 2015, 10:33	#2
stevenicks This is my second home MG ZT 180 Auto / Rover 75 2.0 Diesel Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Brecon. Posts: 7,465 Thanks: 3,297 Thanked 1,666 Times in 1,264 Posts	BRILLIANT... Out of the top drawer.