Policeman

rockinpaul25 · 14th July 2008, 01:08

The Policeman couldn't believe his eyes as he saw the woman drive past him, busily knitting. Quickly he pulled along the vehicle, wound down his window and shouted "Pull over!"

"No" she replied, "they're socks!"
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The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the drivers window: "Excuse me sir, but do you know that you're driving without a rear light?"

The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic view: "Don't take it so hard, it's not all that serious an offence..."

"Isn't it" the driver cried, "Where's my caravan gone?"
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14th July 2008, 01:08	#1
rockinpaul25 Avid contributor Rover 75 Connoisseur SE CDTI Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Birmingham Posts: 247 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Policeman The Policeman couldn't believe his eyes as he saw the woman drive past him, busily knitting. Quickly he pulled along the vehicle, wound down his window and shouted "Pull over!" "No" she replied, "they're socks!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the drivers window: "Excuse me sir, but do you know that you're driving without a rear light?" The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic view: "Don't take it so hard, it's not all that serious an offence..." "Isn't it" the driver cried, "Where's my caravan gone?" ------------------------------------------------- __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]