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Old 12th July 2019, 16:04   #1
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Default Courtroom humour

A man is in the dock accused of rape arson and murder.
The judge says to him, " on the charge of rape, how do you plead?"
The man replies" cough cough cough cough, guilty your honour"
Judge" to the charge of arson ,how do plead?"
Accused "cough cough cough cough, guilty your honour"
Judge" to the charge of murder, how do you plead?"
Accused "cough cough cough cough, guilty your honour"
Judge" Have you ever tried sucking a Fisherman's Friend?"
Accused" I think I'm in enough trouble already your honour!"
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