Mongolian VD

coolcat · 26th June 2019, 17:08

While in China a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in England, he wakes one morning to find his Dinky covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."

The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your Dinky"

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"

The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his Dinky and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My doctor wants to cut off my Dinky!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid English doctors, always want to operate. Make more money that way. No need amputate!"

"Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims.

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "Wait two week. Fall off by itself"

26th June 2019, 17:08	#1
coolcat This is my second home Audi Q3 TDI S-Line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Clacton On Sea/On the boat somewhere Posts: 51,133 Thanks: 9,890 Thanked 12,235 Times in 8,232 Posts	Mongolian VD While in China a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in England, he wakes one morning to find his Dinky covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your Dinky" The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!" The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his Dinky and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease." The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My doctor wants to cut off my Dinky!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid English doctors, always want to operate. Make more money that way. No need amputate!" "Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "Wait two week. Fall off by itself" __________________ Jeff. Last edited by coolcat; 26th June 2019 at 17:11..