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Old 22nd June 2017, 18:42   #1
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The North Yorkshire Police report finding a man's body in the River Swale, near Richmond.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and a 'Theresa May for Prime Minister' T-shirt. He also had a cucumber In a very embarrassing place.
The police removed the May T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the police do care.����
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