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Old 13th June 2017, 21:29   #1
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Cool Two old ladies

Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain…
One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip and put it over her cigarette.
The other lady said, "Hey, that's a good idea. What's that called?"
The lady responded, "It's a condom."
The other lady said, "Where can I get one of those?"
She said, "Oh, just about any grocery or drug store."
So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said, "I need to get some condoms."
The cashier looked at her puzzled, because of her age, and said, "Um, what size?"
The lady responded, "Hmm, one that would fit a Camel."😂😂




(Camel are a make of cigarette. For those that do not know)
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Old 14th June 2017, 06:19   #2
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Nice one Bob .
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