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My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.
I told her 'I think you mean fewer'. *** I've been thinking of adding a bedroom and a bathroom on top of my house, but that's another story. *** My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I've added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever. *** "TWERK" 1: To dance using predominantly your bum, usually sexually 2: Where people in Yorkshire go Monday to Friday, 9-5pm *** For Sale Limited Edition bottle of Chinese Tippex It's a corrector's item. *** I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken. Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered. The chicken. *** Just lost a court case to a fabric softener! I fought Lenor and Lenor won! *** I just bought a vintage Rolls Royce, but the budget didn't cover a driver. So I spent all that money, and I've got nothing to chauffeur it...
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