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Old 8th March 2022, 10:41   #1
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Default My new girlfriend.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine Smith as I have met another girl, Clair Lee.

Wait for it..............................

I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone!
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Old 9th March 2022, 08:25   #2
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many years ago I think it was on capitol radio they used to do a section about, I think, heart break, no idea if they still do it. At the end they would play a song. There was this long story from this chap and the punch line was " I can see Deirdre now Lorraine has gone" This has stuck with my for well over 20 years, perhaps even 40 or more years.

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Old 9th March 2022, 10:02   #3
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Yes, I think that would have been Chris Tarrant's breakfast show on Capital Radio, circa late 80s early 90s. I used to listen to it on my drive to work.
The one I remember is:-

Kenny Rogers was getting of a bus when his cowboy boot broke.
"You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel"

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