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Old 5th November 2018, 21:34   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Diary of a blonde.

January. Took scarf back to shop as it was too tight.

February. Fired from job at chemists for failing to print labels on medicines.
Reason was that the bottles wouldn't fit in the printer.

March. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months. Box said 2-4 years.

April. Trapped on escalator for hours after a power cut.

May. Lost the chance to win a million pounds as could not remember the name of the ship in the film "Titanic".

June. Tried to water ski but couldn't find a lake that sloped.

July. Lost breast stroke swimming contest, learned later that the other swimmers had cheated. they had used there arms.

August. Got locked out of my car during a thunderstorm. Car interior was ruined as the soft top was down.

September. The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October. Hate Smarties, they are so hard to peel.

November. Cooked Turkey for four and a half days, instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108 pounds.

December. House was on fire and could not dial 911 as there is no 11 button on the phone.
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232750. Be patient Banana, we will soon be back together and enjoying the shows again.

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