Down on the Farm

[Mike Noc]

A Farmer was having trouble with his Bull not performing with his cows, so he called the Vet in and after a thorough examination the Vet prescribed some big blue pills for the Bull.

The Farmer noticed an immediate improvement with the Bull enthusiastically servicing the herd again and all was well for a couple of weeks until he ran out of the pills.

He went down to the Vets for some more, but the Receptionist said that the Vet was out and she didn't know what the pills were. The Farmer couldn't remember the name of them, but said they were very large - about the size of an old penny. 'Oh we have many large pills' she said. 'Was there anything else you remember?' 'Yes' he answered, 'they were a bright blue colour'. 'Well we have many big blue pills too - anything else that was more specific?'

'Yes' he said,' I remember quite clearly now - they had a very minty taste'