The Chill Out Zone

[coolcat]

Well......I have done the ironing so time for a sit down

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[reworht]

Originally Posted by trikey

You must have long arms if you can cut the grass from your window 🤣

Originally Posted by RPWC

You should do standup work. Not.

Originally Posted by coolcat

He would have a hard job, all that Guinness he drinks

To be fair - I think Andy should be on stage - sweeping up after the acts have finished

[RPWC]

Originally Posted by coolcat

Well......I have done the ironing so time for a sit down

Untitled by Jeff Cranwell, on Flickr

Now let’s meet our next candidate for 10 years younger in 10 days

[Rev Jules]

Originally Posted by trikey

You must have long arms if you can cut the grass from your window 🤣

I think you will find he has a lawn in his living room, might be wrong but one never knows.

Rev

[reworht]

It is with great sadness that I have to report the permanent closure of a number of local businesses as a result of the corona virus:-

• A bra manufacturer has gone bust
• A submarine company has gone under
• A manufacturer of blenders has gone into liquidation
• A dog kennels has had to call in the retrievers
• A company providing paper for origami lovers has folded
• A local strip club has gone t-ts up
• Dynorod has gone down the drain
• Interflora is pruning its business

BUT - the saddest of all is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and strawberry sauce. He couldn't take it any more and topped himself

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by reworht

It is with great sadness that I have to report the permanent closure of a number of local businesses as a result of the corona virus:-

• A bra manufacturer has gone bust
• A submarine company has gone under
• A manufacturer of blenders has gone into liquidation
• A dog kennels has had to call in the retrievers
• A company providing paper for origami lovers has folded
• A local strip club has gone t-ts up
• Dynorod has gone down the drain
• Interflora is pruning its business

BUT - the saddest of all is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and strawberry sauce. He couldn't take it any more and topped himself

And to think I just popped in to regain some sanity


Our local garden centre had to call in the Bay leafs

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by reworht

Just an afterthought - when was the last time you didn't drive a vehicle for three weeks on the trot?

When I broke my leg,11 weeks off driving

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by reworht

To be fair - I think Andy should be on stage - sweeping up after the acts have finished

I will have you know Andy is a Norfolk Boy now

"Lets be avin yew lot from up narf"

[RPWC]

Originally Posted by Rev Jules

I think you will find he has a lawn in his living room, might be wrong but one never knows.

Rev

One is wrong, I I'm not like these wealthy clergy folk that have rooms so big they can grow lawns in them.
haven't worked for almost 3 weeks no money in my pocket apart from a few quid. Bank balance slowly reducing, no payment from the government til 9th May. And its Friday tomorrow, beer time. Think I might set up a Gofundme page on fb. Call it RBMF. Please spare £1 a week each. ( Rich's beer money fund)

[trikey]

Just got in from work to find Deb has had a can of lager as she ‘was fed up with tea and coffee’

🤣🤣