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17th January 2013, 18:11 | #31 |
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We're wasted on this Forum you know - there must be a vacancy for jokewriters somewhere - that's writers who create jokes - not writers who ARE jokes
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Ooooo hisssss!!! You're just jealous cos you can't think of a retaliation
Get back to your burger flipping lol
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Ha ha ! Champion mate,
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17th January 2013, 20:45 | #35 |
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Big Mac 100% pure equi I mean beef .
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22nd January 2013, 22:25 | #36 |
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> 1. A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horse meat burgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
> 2. Is it only the mini-burgers that contain horse meat? You know, the horse d'oeuvres. > 3. Are you in favour of horse meat in your burgers? Yea or Neigh? > 4. A Tesco burger walks into a bar and says "Pint please". "I can't hear you" says the barman. "Sorry" replies the burger, "I'm a little bit horse". > 5. Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony > 6. Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?". > 7. There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course. > 8. I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tesco horse meat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame. > 9. Horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says it's all ********. > 10. I get all my horse meat from an independent dodgy butcher. > 11. Has anyone tested Tesco's veggie burgers for uniquorn yet? > 12. 29% of the meat content in Tesco's hamburgers turns out to be horse. No wonder they gave me the trots! > 13. Horse meat in Tesco burgers: it's been in there a fur-a-long time! > 14. Best burger recipe: mince meat, garlic powder, paprika, fresh herbs, an egg and fine diced stallions ... I mean ... scallions. > 15. Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage. > 16. Just found some out of date burgers... and they're off! > 17. I got fired from the meat factory because I got an e-mail about a delivery of horse meat and I marked it as spam. > 18. Apparently there's a poll of Tesco's customers to find their opinions on horse meat ... conducted of course by Gallup. > 19. So horse meat has been found in Tesco burgers. What's next? Traces of zebra in barcodes? > 20. Tranquillisers: every little helps. > 21. You can lead a horse to the industrial size meat grinder, but you can't sell him in Tesco. > 22. Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes.
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That's a load of horsesh, I mean bull, stop horsing about
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Following the discovery of the bones of Richard III scientists are now digging up Tesco's car park looking for his horse.
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