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Old 17th March 2020, 19:01   #1
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Paddy calls his lawyer and asks him "Is it true that people are suing tobacco companies for causing cancer from smoking?"

"Yes Patrick, that is indeed true" replies the lawyer.

"Is it also true that a lady sued McDonald's for millions after burning her tongue while drinking the hot coffee she'd ordered?"

"Yes Patrick, that's also true" says the lawyer.

"And that somebody is suing a fast food restaurant for making them obese and suffering from clogged arteries due to all the burgers and fatty food they ate there?"

"Yes Patrick, but why are you asking all these questions?"

"Well I was just wondering....do you think I could sue Guinness for making me sleep with all those ugly women?"
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