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Old 15th March 2020, 17:57   #1
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Two dyslexics on the ski slopes. One says to the other
“When we ski down the slope is it zag-zig or zig-zag?”

“No idea replies the other, I’ll ask that chap over there...”

So he shuffles over and asks

“Excuse me sir, when we ski down the slope, do we zag-zig or zig-zag”

The chap replies “wish I could help you, but I’m afraid I’m a tobogganist. “

“Ok, in which case can I get 30grams of Golden Virginia please?”
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Two dyslexics on the ski slopes. One says to the other
“When we ski down the slope is it zag-zig or zig-zag?”

“No idea replies the other, I’ll ask that chap over there...”

So he shuffles over and asks

“Excuse me sir, when we ski down the slope, do we zag-zig or zig-zag”

The chap replies “wish I could help you, but I’m afraid I’m a tobogganist. “

“Ok, in which case can I get 30grams of Golden Virginia please?”
Lucky that's all the chap wanted to smoke.
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