Skiing

FLYING BANANA · 15th March 2020, 17:57

Two dyslexics on the ski slopes. One says to the other
“When we ski down the slope is it zag-zig or zig-zag?”

“No idea replies the other, I’ll ask that chap over there...”

So he shuffles over and asks

“Excuse me sir, when we ski down the slope, do we zag-zig or zig-zag”

The chap replies “wish I could help you, but I’m afraid I’m a tobogganist. “

“Ok, in which case can I get 30grams of Golden Virginia please?”

planenut · 15th March 2020, 20:05

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Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA

Two dyslexics on the ski slopes. One says to the other
“When we ski down the slope is it zag-zig or zig-zag?”

“No idea replies the other, I’ll ask that chap over there...”

So he shuffles over and asks

“Excuse me sir, when we ski down the slope, do we zag-zig or zig-zag”

The chap replies “wish I could help you, but I’m afraid I’m a tobogganist. “

“Ok, in which case can I get 30grams of Golden Virginia please?”

Lucky that's all the chap wanted to smoke.

15th March 2020, 17:57	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,564 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	Skiing Two dyslexics on the ski slopes. One says to the other “When we ski down the slope is it zag-zig or zig-zag?” “No idea replies the other, I’ll ask that chap over there...” So he shuffles over and asks “Excuse me sir, when we ski down the slope, do we zag-zig or zig-zag” The chap replies “wish I could help you, but I’m afraid I’m a tobogganist. “ “Ok, in which case can I get 30grams of Golden Virginia please?” __________________ 233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll