75 Spending spree!

roverbarmy · 10th March 2020, 17:35

A 75 owner received yet another box of spares from DMGRS (Just in case he broke down). He also had a new set of Michelins fitted(as the ride on the old tyres was too hard). Next was a set of new leather seats followed by a new ICE setup (to improve the ambience). A full respray followed by a top vehicle refinisher in one of those shimmery colours (there were a couple of stonechips). Very pleased with his motor, he popped it in the garage.

His wife asked for some cash to get a pair of new shoes as her old ones had holes in them. "Maybe next payday" he said.
The next day, he awoke to a scraping noise. "She " was in the garage scraping the paint off the car with a file. "What are you doing?" he said.

"Filing for a divorce!"

10th March 2020, 17:35	#1
roverbarmy This is my second home Roverless + 1.7D Sportage Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: East Norfolk Posts: 7,050 Thanks: 729 Thanked 2,021 Times in 1,449 Posts	75 Spending spree! A 75 owner received yet another box of spares from DMGRS (Just in case he broke down). He also had a new set of Michelins fitted(as the ride on the old tyres was too hard). Next was a set of new leather seats followed by a new ICE setup (to improve the ambience). A full respray followed by a top vehicle refinisher in one of those shimmery colours (there were a couple of stonechips). Very pleased with his motor, he popped it in the garage. His wife asked for some cash to get a pair of new shoes as her old ones had holes in them. "Maybe next payday" he said. The next day, he awoke to a scraping noise. "She " was in the garage scraping the paint off the car with a file. "What are you doing?" he said. "Filing for a divorce!" __________________ Oil in my veins!

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