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Gman2 · 21st March 2016, 10:55

What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable pupil after they had bombed in their exam?

You've let yourself down, me down and above all you've let the school down..

Elliott · 21st March 2016, 11:08

Police arrested two kids yesterday: one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

What is small, red and whispers? – A hoarse radish.

How do you tell when a mid-engine Ferrari is warmed up? It's on fire.

What car does a Proctologist drive? A brown Ford Probe.

A guy walks into a shop and says: "I'd like a petrol cap for my KIA." The owner thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Ok, that seems like a fair trade."

21st March 2016, 11:08	#22
Elliott Loves to post Rover 75 Tourer Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Sheerness Posts: 261 Thanks: 174 Thanked 61 Times in 50 Posts	Police arrested two kids yesterday: one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick. What is small, red and whispers? – A hoarse radish. How do you tell when a mid-engine Ferrari is warmed up? It's on fire. What car does a Proctologist drive? A brown Ford Probe. A guy walks into a shop and says: "I'd like a petrol cap for my KIA." The owner thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Ok, that seems like a fair trade." __________________ I would be so fast if I could only get going

21st March 2016, 10:55	#21
Gman2 Posted a thing or two ZTT+ 1.8T, mgf 1.8 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Warrington Posts: 1,550 Thanks: 28 Thanked 65 Times in 42 Posts	What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable pupil after they had bombed in their exam? You've let yourself down, me down and above all you've let the school down..