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Old 14th October 2019, 18:55   #1
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A man is sitting in the front row at the Rugby World Cup Finals in Japan but, amazingly, there’s an empty seat beside him. Another man spots it, goes up to him and says: “Do you mind if I sit here, it is a much better seat than mine?”

“No, not at all,” replies the first man. “It’s my wife’s seat, but she died recently."

"I'm so sorry for your loss" says the second man. A short while later, out of curiosity he asks “So why didn’t you ask one of your other family members to come with you?”

“I did," replied the first man, "but they all wanted to go to the funeral!”
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Old 16th October 2019, 08:47   #2
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A Scottish man walked into a pub,there should be an English man,an Irish man and a Welshman as well. But they are still in Japan.
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Old 16th October 2019, 17:57   #3
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A Scottish man walked into a pub,there should be an English man,an Irish man and a Welshman as well. But they are still in Japan.
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Now on my third 75/ZT and fifth MGR in total.

1st - Rover 420 SLi 2.0 Petrol Hatchback - 2005
2nd - Rover 45 Impression 2.0 Turbo Diesel Hatchback - 2011
3rd - Rover 75 Mk1 Club 2.0 Turbo Diesel Tourer - 2012
4th - MG ZT Mk2 CDTi 2.0 Turbo Diesel Saloon - 2016
5th - Rover 75 Mk1 Connoisseur 2.5 V6 Petrol Saloon - 2019
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