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Old 20th April 2020, 17:03   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool A guy called Brian

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing mate. You're just like Brian"
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Brian. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Brian. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.

​ He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine,​
which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse,
​ and the whole street blacks out. But Brian, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
Cabbie: "Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make them feel good.​
He would never answer back even if they were in the wrong. And his clothing was so immaculate even his shoes were highly polished.
​ He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his widow."
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