Officer Crabtree Returns Again!

Saga Lout · 4th December 2020, 12:03

When spirits are low you can guarantee that this guy will make you smile!https://youtu.be/JrT4sc7jhnM

stevestrat · 4th December 2020, 12:18

Think you far pisting thot.

GJ53 DGO · 4th December 2020, 18:38

This advert popped up during a youtube video and i nearly wet myself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAzlsU_AcMY
I only hope it comes with lots of medals and chicken feathers in its hat.

BoroRover · 4th December 2020, 19:08

An Officer Crabtree quote, " I will return at half NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD- socks"

The naughty word means drunk , so half drunk socks.

WillyHeckaslike · 5th December 2020, 13:56

In my bog I have a kak, would you like a pi$$?

RPWC · 6th December 2020, 18:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillyHeckaslike

In my bog I have a kak, would you like a pi$$?

I wouldn’t fancy a piece of cake if it’s been in your bog

WillyHeckaslike · 6th December 2020, 21:28

My bog contains a chocolate log. I've had a pi$$ and while I was pi$$ing by the door I nearly shat myself when I drew my pi$tol. I felt a hand on my truncheon ... it was Herr Flick.

WillyHeckaslike · 7th December 2020, 17:31

Herr Flick, it was said, was feeling for The Big Boobies Of The Fallen Madonna when my shat rang out.

4th December 2020, 12:03	#1
Saga Lout This is my second home MG ZT and Rover 75, Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Wigan Posts: 3,276 Thanks: 2,556 Thanked 2,685 Times in 1,037 Posts	Officer Crabtree Returns Again! When spirits are low you can guarantee that this guy will make you smile!https://youtu.be/JrT4sc7jhnM

4th December 2020, 12:18	#2
stevestrat This is my second home ZT260 #243 (resting) Join Date: May 2010 Location: Prestonpans Posts: 22,462 Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,624 Times in 3,358 Posts	Think you far pisting thot. __________________ Steve T4 Location Map

4th December 2020, 18:38	#3
GJ53 DGO Gets stuck in MG-ZT 260SE Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Burstwick Posts: 529 Thanks: 535 Thanked 197 Times in 117 Posts	This advert popped up during a youtube video and i nearly wet myself! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAzlsU_AcMY I only hope it comes with lots of medals and chicken feathers in its hat. __________________ This vehicle was the 5,293rd ZT to run off the production line, out of 18,894 This vehicle was the 1st ZT 260 SE to be made out of 384 This vehicle was the 75th ZT in Starlight Silver (code: MBB) to be made out of 2,479 Starlight Silver ZTs (Now in Zircon)

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4th December 2020, 19:08	#4
BoroRover Posted a thing or two Rover 75 Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Middlesbrough Posts: 1,518 Thanks: 1,861 Thanked 723 Times in 471 Posts	An Officer Crabtree quote, " I will return at half NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD- socks" The naughty word means drunk , so half drunk socks.

5th December 2020, 13:56	#5
WillyHeckaslike This is my second home Rovers 75 & 25 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wearside Posts: 4,519 Thanks: 543 Thanked 709 Times in 511 Posts	In my bog I have a kak, would you like a pi$$?

6th December 2020, 21:28	#7
WillyHeckaslike This is my second home Rovers 75 & 25 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wearside Posts: 4,519 Thanks: 543 Thanked 709 Times in 511 Posts	My bog contains a chocolate log. I've had a pi$$ and while I was pi$$ing by the door I nearly shat myself when I drew my pi$tol. I felt a hand on my truncheon ... it was Herr Flick.

7th December 2020, 17:31	#8
WillyHeckaslike This is my second home Rovers 75 & 25 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wearside Posts: 4,519 Thanks: 543 Thanked 709 Times in 511 Posts	Herr Flick, it was said, was feeling for The Big Boobies Of The Fallen Madonna when my shat rang out.